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Amala and Fufu Tensions Boil Over In #Nigeria

Breaking Satirical News

#Lagos, Nigeria – Riots have broken out across Nigeria as tensions between Amala and Fufu escalate.

It all started when Amala was suddenly removed from the menu of one popular Mama Put restaurant several days ago. Witnesses say they woke up one day and Amala was not just being served anymore at the popular restaurant. The Amala and #Fufu tensions have been going on for years, but this is the first time tensions have really boiled over!

Amala is protesting what seems like another strategic blockade by Fufu to keep them out of restaurants in Nigeria and commercially weakened. It does not help that Fufu is already given more favorable coverage by both the local and international media, which further sparks feelings of discrimination within the #Amala community. According to Amala spokesperson both Fufu and Amala should be served and treated equally…

“There is wide spread believe amongst the Amala community that there is Amala discrimination going on in Lagos. And if it is not contained it could quickly escalate” said the Lagos Amala State Rep.

And this is true. Research shows that Fufu is served more than Amala in #Nigerian restaurants …. the biggest difference can be seen in Nigerian weddings where Fufu is the overwhelming favorite. 

However, the Fufu community does not believe that this wide gap is due to discrimination but rather … continue reading at ofilispeaks.com or click my bio.

Amala and Fufu Tensions Boil Over In #Nigeria

Breaking Satirical News

#Lagos, Nigeria – Riots have broken out across Nigeria as tensions between Amala and Fufu escalate.

It all started when Amala was suddenly removed from the menu of one popular Mama Put restaurant several days ago. Witnesses say they woke up one day and Amala was not just being served anymore at the popular restaurant. The Amala and #Fufu tensions have been going on for years, but this is the first time tensions have really boiled over!

Amala is protesting what seems like another strategic blockade by Fufu to keep them out of restaurants in Nigeria and commercially weakened. It does not help that Fufu is already given more favorable coverage by both the local and international media, which further sparks feelings of discrimination within the #Amala community. According to Amala spokesperson both Fufu and Amala should be served and treated equally…

“There is wide spread believe amongst the Amala community that there is Amala discrimination going on in Lagos. And if it is not contained it could quickly escalate” said the Lagos Amala State Rep.

And this is true. Research shows that Fufu is served more than Amala in #Nigerian restaurants …. the biggest difference can be seen in Nigerian weddings where Fufu is the overwhelming favorite.

However, the Fufu community does not believe that this wide gap is due to discrimination but rather … continue reading at ofilispeaks.com or click my bio.

Kudos to the #Nigeria and #Lagos state government for controlling/tracking #Ebola. 

We like to critique you but when you do good we have to give you your credit. Good job!

Kudos to the #Nigeria and #Lagos state government for controlling/tracking #Ebola.

We like to critique you but when you do good we have to give you your credit. Good job!

Goodness gracious…who did this to my picture…lol. God is watching you o. Chei! #ebola #Nigeria #Lagos

Goodness gracious…who did this to my picture…lol. God is watching you o. Chei! #ebola #Nigeria #Lagos

I see a whole army of my state people here in defiance of tyranny!

You have come to vote as free men and women. And free people you are!

All we need is one chance, just one chance, to go to the elections booths as young men and women and tell #PDP and #APC politicians that…

They may take our rights, they may take our light but they will never take our free bags of RICE!

- William “The #Braveheart” Wallace

#lagos #Nigeria #abuja #pic #illustration #picoftheday #ofili #ofilispeaks

I see a whole army of my state people here in defiance of tyranny!

You have come to vote as free men and women. And free people you are!

All we need is one chance, just one chance, to go to the elections booths as young men and women and tell #PDP and #APC politicians that…

They may take our rights, they may take our light but they will never take our free bags of RICE!

- William “The #Braveheart” Wallace

#lagos #Nigeria #abuja #pic #illustration #picoftheday #ofili #ofilispeaks

Yaba Right: Why White People Cannot Drive In Nigeria

Yaba Right: Why White People Cannot Drive In Nigeria

We all know about Yaba left, the Federal Neuro Psychiatric Hospital located in Yaba. Eva rapped about it, there are numerous jokes about it and it has even become an official Nigerian slang term for craziness.

But what we don’t know about is a little thing called Yaba right.

If you drive from the Island to the Mainland via the third mainland bridge you would venture for about 8-10 minutes…

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#PDP and #APC fighting for your RIGHTS … I mean RICE! 2015 elections we will be chopping jollof rice at the polling booths. #Nigeria #Lagos #Abuja

#PDP and #APC fighting for your RIGHTS … I mean RICE! 2015 elections we will be chopping jollof rice at the polling booths. #Nigeria #Lagos #Abuja

Introducing Yellow Fever…the new Scavengers Series… #Lagos most misunderstood heroes! #Nigeria

Introducing Yellow Fever…the new Scavengers Series… #Lagos most misunderstood heroes! #Nigeria

So I will be starting a sketch series calledThe Scavengers: Lagos Most Misunderstood Heroes.

It will be a collection of #Lagos officers turned super heroes or #super villains depending on how you want to view them. 

So I will be starting a sketch series calledThe Scavengers: Lagos Most Misunderstood Heroes.

It will be a collection of #Lagos officers turned super heroes or #super villains depending on how you want to view them. 

The @okadabooks writing contest. Win a @samsungmobileng S4 #Nigeria #lagos

The @okadabooks writing contest. Win a @samsungmobileng S4 #Nigeria #lagos

Make puff puff not bombs. (I had to alter the original sketch). #Nigeria #bokoharam #bringbackourgirls #lagos #pic #sketch

Make puff puff not bombs. (I had to alter the original sketch). #Nigeria #bokoharam #bringbackourgirls #lagos #pic #sketch