November 2010
43 posts
11 Reasons Sarah Palin WILL Win the Presidency http://ping.fm/4N1oz
“overnight success usually requires more than one night”
“wait I’m the rookie, but my features & shows 10 times ur pay? 50k for a verse, no album out! Money so tall that my barbie’s gotta climb it”
Complete this dope *** rhyme “I am so outrageous…I wear my pride on my sleeve like a bracelet…if God had an _____, I’d be on his _____
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The Kanye album is beautiful! That’s all i can say…worth the wait…worth the hype…worth my $13.99…thank you for being creative men..
complete this famous phrase: “I lost 30 mill so I spent another 30 cuz unlike _________, 30 mill can’t hurt me” by __________
Q: Did Rooney Score? A: No Manchester did not get a Penalty =(
We don’t buy no drinks at the bar…We pop Ozarka ‘cause we ain’t got that dough…Let me hear you say aaaahhh
“Wake up, wake up, wake up it’s the 25th of tha month…To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up!”
GOALLLL Wayne Rooney Scores…another penalty…zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dear Diary if I am chewing gum and I bite my lips and they bleed…can I sue the gum company for bodily damage?
I think I am addicted to plastic surgery…but i can’t afford it. So I just listen to Nicki Minaj all day =/
It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife…It’s meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife =/
“All men are created equal…so you might as well go for the one with the cash” Hugh MacLeod of
too deep! “A painting is never finished. It simply stops in interesting places.” ~ Paul Gardener
What are you improving? “It’s not where you take things from - it’s where you take them to.” ~ Jean-Luc Godard
“If I could have convinced more slaves that they were slaves, I would have freed thousands more.” ~ Harriet Tubman
“I’m living in the future so the presence is my past, my presence is a present so…”
I love you Willow Smith…I will even whip my hair for ya…but please you have to WHIP your stylist for this nonsense http://bit.ly/axqz6H
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Paul Parker cracks me up even some more “Title race so open even Liverpool can win it” http://ping.fm/r4cmp
Paul Parker cracks me up “This is perhaps the worst United squad there has been…yet they could end up winning the league. It is madness.”
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The NFL really needs to do something about this Helmet-2-Helmet hits…it’s crazy dangerous…
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
If someone is Twittering alone in the forest, and nobody else is there to receive the tweet, is it just a 140 character blog?
Currently downloading KANYE’s songs for FREE and LEGALLY check it out http://ping.fm/DOoJL
“The size of your writer’s block is usually in direct proportion to the distance between your ass and your chair” - Pat Pattison
I feel like SCREAMING where is a motivational coach when you need one =/
“When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.” Henry J. Kaiser
“Do not let what you can’t do interfere with what you can do.” JOHN WOODEN
“Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Congratulations Makowski…Myskowski…or Murkowski…on being the first write-in candidate to win in a long time…you give OKECHUKWU hope
Having smoking & non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool. ~Ross Parker
“Rich 50 is middle class 38.” Jack Donaghy of 30 ROCK
I just don’t want to take my country back! I want to take my planet back! And then the Milky Way…watch out I am taking everything back!
One of the best ways to persuade others is by listening to them. Dean Rusk
If you take 2 gold R&B records and play them simultaneously on a turntable, it will alchemically forge into a hit platinum record. Try it!
“I’m stickin’ to da script like lint on denim! Momma said if the rules ain’t bent, don’t bend em!”
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James Carville should have been advising Obama…#CNN AC360 live
“Why you standing there with your face screwed up? Don’t leave why your hot…that’s how MASE screwed up!” KANYE
I run from hate…I run from prejudice…I run from pessimists…but when lies become the truth…that’s when I run to you…
I had to steal this “I don’t dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living.” Steven Spielberg
Heading out to College Station..it’s been a while since I landed Texas A&M…God be with me =)
@ofilispeaks is working on his campaign robocall…KEEP FEAR ALIVE KEEP FEAR ALIVE OR ELSE!!!!!
