Why Does Superman Wear A Cape? Nobody knows. Not even him. He doesn’t need the cape to fly and unlike Batman he does need it to glide. Maybe he uses it as a head wrap or perhaps a blanket to sleep at night…who knows.
I mean the cape does not give him any super powers or any particular advantages. In fact he can function well without the cape but yet he wears it! That red flowing cape that drives…
Wizkid and Davido are fighting…the whole of Nigeria is talking…their tickets sales are racking up…their twitter followership jumping up…the free publicity aka bad publicity is still publicity is helping push their concerts.
Several weeks from now a picture will be released showing Wizkid and Davido holding hands and singing Hakuna Matata. The new news will be that they have made up.
We all know about Yaba left, the Federal Neuro Psychiatric Hospital located in Yaba. Eva rapped about it, there are numerous jokes about it and it has even become an official Nigerian slang term for craziness.
But what we don’t know about is a little thing called Yaba right.
If you drive from the Island to the Mainland via the third mainland bridge you would venture for about 8-10 minutes…
Several years ago I started experiencing an excruciating pain in my shoulders and elbows. As a writer who spends most of his social life on the computer this was not unexpected.
But what was different about this pain was that it occurred only on the left side of my shoulder. And the pain was so sharp that often times I would not be able to write at all. It was like a rat was biting on my bones…it…
There is no prince charmingor knight in shiny armor or super ninjathat is going to rescue you this week or the week after next or next year. It’s just you and your bad self. The sooner you realize that, the better. Because this is the real-world, not Disney world or some parallel universe were magic happens… no! It’s the real world and in this place its you against the world! So…
The Nigeria SSS has caught and apprehended one of the Nyanya bomb blast masterminds….Aminu Ogwuche. The whole of Nigeria is jubilating, people are popping champagne or tearing pure water satchets, our security forces are being given dabs on the back, their pictures splashed across newspapers as they bring in the Nyanya mastermind.
But the problem is this…nobody really knows why he…
Sup people abeg go check out my younger brother and his crews new video titled COOK FOR ME.
A song dedicated to men living in the abroad and chopping only Burger King with no access to Pounded Yam, no Egusi, no Goat Meat and no Pepper Soup. Drop that Ramen noodle and send this song to your babe.
Let’s make this song a movement…let’s save lives with this video. COOK FOR ME!
“Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”—Bruce Lee (via larmoyante)
I caught the last few seconds of the Final World Cup match between Germany and Argentina. Amidst the many noisy conversations, most of which Messi’s name dominated, I managed to hear a girl say, “Why are they so sad now? They came second!” when the camera focused on a sobbing Argentine player.
As I walked back to my room, I could not stop thinking about what she had said. These Argentinians…
When Neymar fell to the ground grasping his back in the 82nd minute of the Brazil versus Colombian world cup quarter-final, the entire nation of Brazil as well as several other millions in other parts of the globe held their collective breath!
This was not a typical fall…it looked more serious. A fortuitous or intentional (only Colombian defender Juan Camilo Zuniga will know) knee to the back.
So for my 500th blog post I said I wanted us to do something special (check here if you missed it) for someone in need. And also do an Ellen Degeneres surprise while at it.
Well thanks to keiskwerd who is actually a medical doctor in Bayelsa … we got to hear about the touching story of Jennifer who could not be discharged because she owed about N90,000to the Niger Delta University Teaching…
“When they ask me about my future wife, I always tell them that her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long. I tell them that she has a walk that can make an atheist believe in God just long enough to say, ‘God damn’. I tell them that if my alarm clock sounded like her voice, my snooze button would collect dust. I tell them that if she came in a bottle, I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys. I tell them that if she was a book, I would memorize her table of contents. I would read her, cover to cover, hoping to find typos, just so we could both have something to work on, because aren’t we all unfinished?”—Rudy Francisco, A Lot Like You (via larmoyante)