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Yaba Right: Why White People Cannot Drive In Nigeria

Yaba Right: Why White People Cannot Drive In Nigeria

We all know about Yaba left, the Federal Neuro Psychiatric Hospital located in Yaba. Eva rapped about it, there are numerous jokes about it and it has even become an official Nigerian slang term for craziness.

But what we don’t know about is a little thing called Yaba right.

If you drive from the Island to the Mainland via the third mainland bridge you would venture for about 8-10 minutes…

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Beware The Manager On Fire

Beware The Manager On Fire

You know him or her, the one rising up the company ranks at a staggering pace.

The one that gets shit done in the last minute when shit is all over the place. The one that everyone knows is getting stuff done because when they do it … it seems so heroic!

But the problem with the manager on fire is that like an Arsonist they cause all the fires they battle.

But the corporate America does not care,…

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My vacation begins with 2 great reads.

My vacation begins with 2 great reads.

And I Really Thought I Had Shoulder Cancer (Yet Another True Story)

And I Really Thought I Had Shoulder Cancer (Yet Another True Story)

Several years ago I started experiencing an excruciating pain in my shoulders and elbows. As a writer who spends most of his social life on the computer this was not unexpected.

But what was different about this pain was that it occurred only on the left side of my shoulder. And the pain was so sharp that often times I would not be able to write at all. It was like a rat was biting on my bones…it…

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Fairy Tales Are For Slackers

Fairy Tales Are For Slackers

Breaking news! There is no prince charming or knight in shiny armor or super ninjathat is going to rescue you this week or the week after next or next year. It’s just you and your bad self. The sooner you realize that, the better. Because this is the real-world, not Disney world or some parallel universe were magic happens… no! It’s the real world and in this place its you against the world! So…

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The Ofili’s chilling with the @wowoboyz the guys who brought you the hit COOK FOR ME go follow them @wowoboyz for more hilarity and uncooked jollof rice! #Nigeria

The Ofili’s chilling with the @wowoboyz the guys who brought you the hit COOK FOR ME go follow them @wowoboyz for more hilarity and uncooked jollof rice! #Nigeria

Kathleen Speaks On Jennifer Azunda: Ninjas To The Rescue (With @ofilispeaks Commentary)

Kathleen Speaks On Jennifer Azunda: Ninjas To The Rescue (With @ofilispeaks Commentary)

So we presented the receipt to a shocked Jennifer today.

NDU receipt

She as well as her sisters were so excited and offered prayers for the entire team (I heard they prayed for Private Jet for all of us!)

Between my neighbor and I, We were able to present her with a bag of rice and 10,000 Naira (haba no goat meat or indonmie!).

Find below the pictures of the presentation. In the pictures are myself, the…

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The #Nigeria Na You Do Am Criminal Investigation Strategy

The #Nigeria Na You Do Am Criminal Investigation Strategy

Breaking news!

The Nigeria SSS has caught and apprehended one of the Nyanya bomb blast masterminds….Aminu Ogwuche. The whole of Nigeria is jubilating, people are popping champagne or tearing pure water satchets, our security forces are being given dabs on the back, their pictures splashed across newspapers as they bring in the Nyanya mastermind.

But the problem is this…nobody really knows why he…

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The #Nigeria Na You Kill Am Criminal investigation Strategy…new article coming out today.

The #Nigeria Na You Kill Am Criminal investigation Strategy…new article coming out today.

#Microsoft surface pro3 the future of laptops! Since buying it I no longer use my Wacom Tablet and have sold my HP laptop. Best buy of 2014.

#Microsoft surface pro3 the future of laptops! Since buying it I no longer use my Wacom Tablet and have sold my HP laptop. Best buy of 2014.